Cherney’s Life Story

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What would the world be like humans had tails?- Chairs would have holes in the back where our tails would stick out.

- There would be tail etiquette laws. (People could be mean and stick out there tail to trip someone else.  Instead of bitch slapping someone, you could tail whip them)

- In sports, your tail would be a competitive advantage or disadvantage. (Would you be allowed to use your tail in water sports? What about long distance running, the short tail person would have the advantage.)

- New world records could be set.  (How much can you lift with your tail, how long could you hang by your tail)

- New parenting methods would evolve. (One example, long car rides.  Cars would have holes in the seats for people’s tails.  Now, if there was a young child in the backseat, you could use your tail as a play toy. .  discipline the child. . hold a bottle or child toy.)

- There would be new types of discrimination.

- When you were excited it would be easy to tell.  Same as when you are trying to be sneaky. . it would be a dead give away.

- There would be a whole new world of fetishes.

- What age does a child learn when not to play with their tail.

- Dinner table table arrangements would be different

- Dating Parent Rules - No tail touching

- What would it be called, I doubt it would be called spooning?

- No longer need toilet paper.

- Would you be able to use your tail in soccer?

- Are you down when your tail touches the ground in football?

- At work, would you be expected to be more efficient because we have more appendages.

- Poor ADHD kids!

- Yet another thing for women to accessorize

- Piercings

-  Would international tails look different?

- Would you even be allowed to show your tail in public?

- Would you still chase tail, if everyone has it?

Have you ever wondered if there is an mulit-government conspiracy’s?

Do all of the worlds governments know about UFO’s and have all declared to each other that they will not talk about it?

What about other continents, or large countries like New Zealand that have been left off the map??  For the sole purpose of having the land and the resources to themselves.  Think about it, it might actually be.

Where are all of our elected leaders most of the year??  They sure has hell aren’t working.  Congress has more time off than a chimp at the zoo.  The US Supreme Court is usually in recess, and the President says that he is at ‘Camp David’.  (I wonder if they sleep in tents and have large camp fires??  They sing songs and roast marshmallows.)

Now, imagine if there really is this land mass.  It would be in the interests of all nations governments to cover it up.    Maybe this whole Iraq war is not about weapons of mass destruction, but rather who gets what sleeping arangement at the cover-up island.  Bush, and his crony’s, like an ocean view tent.  Sadly, they were all taken a few years ago, Iraq at the best seat in town, so we bombed the hell out of them.

Gene Roddenberry, the creator of Star Trek, probably visited this place by accident.  Nixon, worrying about the Watergate scandal probably had a brain fart and let Gene hoop a ride with him.  Where else could he come up with futuristic ideas.  They probably had cell phones on this island 50 years ago, someone let the technology slip. . and now we all have them.

I am looking forward to the teleporter technology leak.  It only makes sense.  How could these politicians be everywhere at all times?  Look at Obama’s schedule.  One hour he is here, the next he is across the country there.

Should the teleporter technology leak to the general public, there would be massive national security risks.  Thus, I don’t think we will see this type of transportation system anytime soon.  Oh yeah, this technology would put big oil out of business, and we all know they have their hands all over our politicians.

Okay, lets summarize where we are:  Secret island led to Iraq war, Cell Phones and many other technologies were started there, big oil doesn’t want us to know about other types of transportation, and Nixon and Bush were idiots.  (I added the last part, but we all know it is true.)

You might ask how is this all possible?   Have you ever sailed the high seas??   Probably not.  I’m sure you just looked at a map.  Who made those maps, where did they come from?  History books told us that Franklin hung a kite out side during a storm to test his theory about electricity.  If he did, he would be DEAD!  Newton discovered gravity because of an apple falling on his head??   Look it up, it isn’t true.

Alright. .   Now that I have you convinced.  My next post will be telling you that the world is actually flat.   Don’t laugh.  Just to hear my explanation, and then judge for yourself.